For every one person that doesn’t follow my tumblr I will kill one cat.Tumblr (3.0; @herooftheproletariat)http://herooftheproletariat.com/<p>Spencer: I’ll let you fags gay it up in the smart cars.</p>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/439750111http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/439750111Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:33:00 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2x3hwn7h1qzo0w4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Anyone else remember collectible jelly jars from Welch’s?</p>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/439375861http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/439375861Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:38:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2r0dMDMv1qz97cwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>sportspage:</p> <blockquote> <p>sarahmary:</p> <blockquote> <p>ohryankelley:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Nomar Garciaparra retires as a Red Sox</b></p> <p>‎Longtime Boston Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra retired from baseball on Wednesday morning, signing a one-day contract with the Red Sox in order to retire as a member of the team.</p> </blockquote> <p><span><b>@sethmeyers21:</b> “<span class="actions"> </span><span class="entry-content">As coincidence would have it, got some dust in my eyes right as I heard Nomar was retiring as a Red Sox.”</span></span></p> <p><span><span class="entry-content">I’m  breaking out my Nomah shirt.</span></span></p> </blockquote> <p>Now maybe they will retire his number since he finished his career in Boston. I would think his H.O.F. hat would be Boston either way.</p> <p>This signing was a nice way of saying “Thanks for not vetoing the trade in 04”</p> </blockquote>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/439255813http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/439255813Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:06:29 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1stxK6f21qzw44go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>thepilgrimslanded:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tonight Show Hulu Tags = amazing</p> </blockquote>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/439121381http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/439121381Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:23:04 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1930271&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1930271&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1930271&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="300" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Video: Average Sportscaster vs Top College Football Players Simulation</p> <p>This is my favorite internet video in a long long time.</p>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/438297821http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/438297821Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:39:13 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0t98nCZ81qzo0w4o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I am officially addicted to this lunch spot in White Plains called <a href="http://www.meltsandwich.com/">Melt Sandwich.</a></p> <p>The salads are amazing, I’ve eaten the field greens w/ grilled chicken salad 3 days in a row now and I will probably have it again today.</p>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/436956659http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/436956659Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:19:56 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzm7v8g4e1qzhqago1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>jparlay:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Barbucha”</p> <p>2200 lb Kodiak</p> <p>Even on all fours, this bear is still taller than you. And then it stands up.</p> </blockquote>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/436099580http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/436099580Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:16:27 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzkm1MJla1qzo0w4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Poison Dart Frog’s for the win.</p>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/435471468http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/435471468Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:16:00 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyz8a1VOLJ1qzo0w4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dear internet.</p> <p>I <span>♥ You.</span></p>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/435045554http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/435045554Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:49:13 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V_h7Lm7C9Nk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V_h7Lm7C9Nk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Video: That creep John Tesh describes how he created the NBA Broadcast theme based on an answering machine message he left himself.</p>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/435041754http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/435041754Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:46:29 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=10007415&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=10007415&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=10007415&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I’ve been accused of being a loud typer. You be the judge.</p> <p>It doesn’t help that I have a Dell keyboard from the cold war era.</p>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/434953937http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/434953937Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:39:36 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyz4auENRD1qzo0w4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>File under places I’d rather be.</p> <p>Paddling down the Delaware river with the boys.</p>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/434933177http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/434933177Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:23:18 -0500<object width="400" height="328"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/f21_1267296869" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/06b_1267765340" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="328"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Warning:</b> This video is exactly what the description says.</p> <p>Video: Amateur Home Video Captures Tilikum Killing Trainer Dawn Brancheau</p> <p>Wow…. that is intense,fascinating, sad. She comes so close to the edge but the other trainers couldn’t grab her in time. That is one powerful animal.</p>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/432449820http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/432449820Sun, 07 Mar 2010 09:50:56 -0500<embed style="display:block" src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:163653" width="360" height="301" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" bgcolor="#000000"></embed><br/><br/><p>Jesus I forgot how good this is.</p> <p>awsom50:</p> <blockquote> <p>Rob Riggle, Daily Show, Marines in Berkeley.  Classic.</p> </blockquote>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/431260811http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/431260811Sat, 06 Mar 2010 20:13:33 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyvbmy3cqb1qzo0w4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/430413903http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/430413903Sat, 06 Mar 2010 11:11:22 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyu3i0yvms1qzddo2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>sportspage:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">Vince Wilfork has signed a 5 yr 40 mil deal with the Patriots that includes 25 mil in guarantees (18 mil signing bonus). 2d highest paid DT</span></span></p> <p><span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content"><br/></span></span></p> </blockquote>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/429798673http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/429798673Sat, 06 Mar 2010 01:56:43 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrtt0dzew1qzzcb0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Reblogged from Joe SOLELY because of the RIP Crispus Attucks reference.</p> <p>Remember learning about that in the 6th grade and will definitely be naming my first black son Crispus.</p> <p>flagonthemoon:</p> <blockquote> <p>ihatelousyshots:</p> <blockquote> <p><i><b>This Date In Hist</b><b>ory: 1770</b></i><br/><br/>Five Americans (including a child) are killed by British troops in an event that would contribute to the outbreak of the American Revolutionary War five years later. This event would be known as the Boston Massacre. <br/><br/>As I see it, this was just an early sign to stay the fuck out of Boston… First this, then the Red Sox? That place sucks.</p> </blockquote> <p>RIP Crispus Attucks</p> </blockquote>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/429797944http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/429797944Sat, 06 Mar 2010 01:56:00 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyu1s7e9wo1qzo0w4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You’d probably be surprised to know… I’ve never seen the Karate Kid.</p>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/429063664http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/429063664Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:40:55 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytwvw8Occ1qzo0w4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I know our event is kind of a big 48 hour party, but I still can’t believe people were playing beer pong in the stands. That is incredible.</p>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/428903075http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/428903075Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:55:08 -0500rugby<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pfUmW_Mf5qc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pfUmW_Mf5qc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The Seabass…classic.</p> <p>(via seinfeld42)</p>http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/428596349http://herooftheproletariat.com/post/428596349Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:01:22 -0500